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Guy Le Tatooer

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"I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss."

— Alvy Singer (Annie Hall, 1977)

"What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage."

— Woody Allen, Side Effects (via douglasmartini)

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owen telling jokes (Taken with Instagram at Zodiac)

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it’s like we’ve never had food before (Taken with Instagram at M&J’s Soul Food)