twoseconds!

Killin’ em.

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BESTEVERBECKYHUNTER.COM gets an update for Becky’s 24th birthday, which we have been celebrating for about a week now, and will continue to celebrate through her actual birthday on the 26th. BEST EVER.

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CollegeHumor Sketch: Brunchables

omg. KALE!

the first thing i’m doing when i feel better is getting brunch.

Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation.

1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

- Erick K. Auld

(Source: mcsweeneys.net)

dj jesus

i died for your spins

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adamiss:

This one really got me.

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taking a joke many steps too far. i think i’ve reached the pinacle of my graphic design career.